The lowest common denominator

I have to admit, I was intrigued by the link (yes, Dronken means what you suspect it does) to a Belarusian soccer (that's pronounced FOOT-BALL, people) referee who had approximately 5,291 drinks at halftime during a match (is that what they call these f*$#in things?  I'm American, dammit, unless a particular event is silently sponsored by a bunch of steroids that haven't been named yet, it just ain't football), and so I couldn't help but watch it.

What I did not anticipate was seeing this video in YouTube's "Related Videos" section.  If you're a dude, you probably don't want to view this at your place of employment.  If you're a woman, you probably don't want to view this unless you're a lesbian and you wish for the four-eyed geeks who administer your corporate spy software to know that you're a lesbian.  After very careful review of the cinematography, I've concluded the following:

1. Europeans are more progressive than Americans are.
2. WTF?

And, yes, if you've arrived at the supposition that I still haven't thought of anything substantive to write about, you can give yourself a point.  Additionally, I offer the following:

1. The lyrics are in English.  Not that it means anything (unless you consider, "Techno sucks.  Even the techno that Europeans like" to be something).
2. Slow clap to the soft-pornographers filmmakers who elected to employ the white vs. dark, good vs. evil theme.  As always in crappy fiction, good prevails.
3. They couldn't have done another take around the one minute mark in which the ref flipped the coin vertically?  Seriously, does film cost as much as gas in Europe?
4. Models -- anywhere -- will do anything to collect a paycheck.
   

I still don't have anything to write about.  Feel free to submit your suggestions in the comments section.  And, no, I don't care if you've lost respect for me.  Additionally, no, I don't care if you never had any respect for me.